New Toilet Seat Concept

Hello,
 
My name is Ron Alsip currently residing in Massachusetts. I found you with the help of the Internet.
The reason for my contact is that I'm hoping this letter finds it's way to your NEW PRODUCT DEPT. in the hopes of creating an interest in a PATENT that I NOW HOLD pertaining to a BRAND NEW CONCEPT in the TOILET SEAT INDUSTY. I believe this will be A MUST HAVE once exposed to the public.
 
The Manufacturing of (what I'm calling) "Toilet Time @ A Glance" can be combined with ANYONE or ALL of your product lines and would make this a BRAND NEW NEVER SEEN, STAND ALONG TOILET SEAT that would be very appealing and useful for tons of Families, Airports, the Military ect. Especially families with one baths in which is share in the A.M. perparing to get ready for the day.

There is not a whole lot of different things that you can do, or that have been done to a Toilet Seat over the years besides some simple cosmetics.
 
Please forgive me, I'm somewhat somewhat new to this and I am fearful of large corperations. I'm sure you understand even thou I have a Patent on this USEFUL, HUMORUS, TEACHING TOOL, I would like some type of documintation for my NEW and EXCITING PRODUCT that will REPLACE the TRADITIONAL TOILET SEATS. A perfect HA, HA gift, Great Affordable addition to all bathrooms, home and public.

This is "THE TOILET SEAT OF THE FUTURE", will be a MUST HAVE for Every Bathroom In The World!
 
This NEW CONCEPT is USEFUL, HUMOROUS, HANDYand maybe used as a GREAT for teaching Tool for children. You'll understand once you see it!,
 
If you would like to take this to the next level, please contact myself and forward some type of product disclusure.
 
Thank you,
Mr. Ron Alsip